the misadventures of a sassy post modern electro kitten britpop querida diva yogini rockstar grrly & awesome 99% vegan princess of the universe.

Monday, February 13, 2006

mama sets the record straight

mama says there are no such things as chuds, molemen, giant aligators or irish ghosts in the subway & papa & grandma should be ashamed of themselves for trying to fool polly.

mama says the only dangerous thing underground are the giant mutant rats. they're as big as a dog. they got that big from eating all the toxic waste down there. but they're afraid of the light & grownups so as long as polly stays with papa she'll be ok.

polly doesn't know who to believe, so she might as well believe everybody & add giant rats to the list.

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