polly's xmas list

mama says you get everything you want if you write it all down & think really hard about it like when you meditate, it's called visualization.

so polly made a list:

a new jump rope

roller skates

a bicycle

a turntable

pink flipflops

vegan almond roca

vegan pecan pie

ribbons

a real kitten

a skateboard

peace on earth

vegan chocolate cake

vegan black licorice

a pirate flag

a tree house

another dolly

a football helmet

a kayak

vegan pralines

a pet raccoon

a cinderella dress

a pony

some goldfish

other stuff for my mama & papa (polly’s not sure what. yoga stuff for mama & dj stuff for papa. she’ll have to ask)

some puzzles

a snowboard

a swimming pool with dolphins in it

some vegan mexican food

a new man for grandma (when polly asked her what she wanted grandma just laughed & said a new man)

a real gold medal

a baby lion

paint & paint brushes

a dracula cape

real angel wings with real feathers

a chemistry set

mp3s for daljit

auntie serena & marie claire to stop fighting & be friends again (polly's not sure if that's really a present but that’s what she wants)

vegan strawberry shortcake

dumb video game for clickitty

a digital camera

some sunglasses

chinese pjs (shiny red ones! maybe some for daljit too)

a big dog

regular xmas dinner for anybody who wants one

and a sea turtle...

clickitty says the universe will give you whatever you ask for but only when you don't need it anymore, because the universe is ironic & whimisical.

what's the sense in that, polly wants to know. where's my sea turtle?