morgan freeman is really santa

polly is convinced morgan freeman is really santa claus. she came to this conclusion after watching bruce almighty. this is only a problem when she sees a department store santa. she calls them fake santas. she doesn't want to talk to a fake santa. polly doesn't trust them.

instead she sends a christmas card to morgan freeman (papa found the address of his manager on the internet). but she doesn't ask him for anything because that wouldn't be polite & she doesn't want him to know she's discovered his secret identity.

she just says merry christmas.