the infamous turducken

polly's grandma always has ginormous huge mondo thanksgivings where she invites all of polly's aunties & uncles & cousins, some friends from her church & the people who work for her at the restaurant. grandma has a big old house that she says is haunted, but polly isn't scared to stay there. mama said polly could bring a friend, maybe daljit from school, but polly just wanted to bring clickitty. this year polly & mama & papa brought auntie serena & her friend marie claire.

grandma always makes alot of food but the strangest thing she makes is a turducken, which is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey. then everybody eats it. polly usually gets upset when she thinks about people eating animals & sometimes even cries but a turducken is just plain crazy. why not stuff an ostrich in an alligator in a walrus & eat that? what's the difference? where does it end?

you could call it an oswalagator...